For I am Gerudo King!

“For I am Gerudo King!” Ganondorf and Zelda
based on “Oh Better Far to Live and Die” aka “The Pirate King Song” from Gilbert and Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance
lyrics by Liz Rishel

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Oh, Hyrule’s own nefarious foe
has come to deal a crushing blow!
No loyalties can shake my heart
For I shall tear this world apart!

A quick defeat of the weaker class
Allow my vict’ry to come to pass.
All shreds of hope you may cease to cling
And tremble before Gerudo King!

For I am Gerudo King!
You’re sad defeat will surely sting from the Gerudo King!
For I am Gerudo King!
There is no need to wear much bling when you’re Gerudo King!
Make way for Gerudo King!  Make way for Gerudo King!

(enter Zelda dragged by minion/hooded extra)

(to Zelda) When I beat you all and mark my claim,
I’ll show the world in a brand new game.
I’ll take the throne of royalty
Where no mere woman ought to be.

A villainous wretch of ill-renown
Will help himself to your royal crown.
The Wisdom triforce you will bring
With Courage for thy Gerudo King!

For I am Gerudo King!
You’re sad defeat will surely sting from the Gerudo King!
For I am Gerudo King!
      (I’ll never bow to Gerudo King!)
Wisdom and Courage you will bring for your Gerudo King!
(No Sir!  I’ll never bow to this king!)
Make way for Gerudo King!
      (Won’t bow to Gerudo King!)

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